diff --git a/Text.py b/Text.py
index b0108b5d..a9163551 100644
--- a/Text.py
+++ b/Text.py
@@ -1895,13 +1895,13 @@ class TextTable(object):
             + "{PAUSE3}\n A Link to the Past"
             + "{PAUSE3}\n     Randomizer"
             + "{PAUSE3}\n\n\n"
-            + "{PAUSE3}\nAfter mostly disregarding what happened in the first two games,"
-            + "{PAUSE3}\nLink awakens to his uncle leaving the house."
-            + "{PAUSE3}\nHe just runs out the door, into the rainy night."
-            + "{PAUSE3} {CHANGEPIC}\nGanon has moved around all the items in Hyrule."
-            + "{PAUSE7}\nYou will have to find all the items necessary to beat Ganon."
-            + "{PAUSE7}\nThis is your chance to be a hero."
-            + "{PAUSE3} {CHANGEPIC}\nYou must get the 7 crystals to beat Ganon."
+            + "{PAUSE3}\nAfter mostly disregarding and abandoning all sense of reason,"
+            + "{PAUSE3}\nLink awakens to find a hungry pikit."
+            + "{PAUSE3}\n\nHe must go look for shields, out in the rainy night."
+            + "{PAUSE3} {CHANGEPIC}\n\nGanon has hidden all the items inside shields."
+            + "{PAUSE7}\n\nYou will have to collect the shields to feed your pikit."
+            + "{PAUSE7}\n\nThis is your chance to be a hero.\n"
+            + "{PAUSE3} {CHANGEPIC}\nYou must keep your pikit well-fed.\n\n"
             + "{PAUSE9} {CHANGEPIC}", False)
         text['intro_throne_room'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("{IBOX}\nLook at this Stalfos on the throne.", False)
         text['intro_zelda_cell'] = CompressedTextMapper.convert("{IBOX}\nIt is your time to shine!", False)