diff --git a/src/mail.c b/src/mail.c
index cc01b97d3..c4cf8f61c 100644
--- a/src/mail.c
+++ b/src/mail.c
@@ -437,6 +437,11 @@ struct obj *otmp;
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     "CATS have all the answers.",
 #endif
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