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pet_mark.xbm
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quest.dat
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rumors
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bogusmon
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engrave
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epitaph
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x11tiles
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*.lev
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spec_levs
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306
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306
dat/bogusmon.txt
@@ -40,6 +40,39 @@ harpy
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lion-dog
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rat-ant
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Y2K bug
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angry mariachi
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arch-pedant
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bluebird of happiness
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cardboard golem
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duct tape golem
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diagonally moving grid bug
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evil overlord
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newsgroup troll
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ninja pirate zombie robot
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octarine dragon
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gonzo journalist
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lag monster
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loan shark
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possessed waffle iron
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poultrygeist
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stuffed raccoon puppet
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viking
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wee green blobbie
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wereplatypus
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hag of bolding
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blancmange
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raging nerd
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spelling bee
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land octopus
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frog prince
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pigasus
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_Semigorgon
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conventioneer
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large microbat
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small megabat
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uberhulk
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tofurkey
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+Dudley
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# Quendor (Zork, &c.)
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grue
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@@ -53,7 +86,13 @@ dornbeast
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Ancient Multi-Hued Dragon
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+Evil Iggy
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# Rogue
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# Rogue V5 http://rogue.rogueforge.net/vade-mecum/
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rattlesnake
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ice monster
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phantom
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quagga
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aquator
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griffin
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emu
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kestrel
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xeroc
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@@ -175,3 +214,268 @@ Predator
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# common pest
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mother-in-law
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# Actual creatures
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praying mantis
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beluga whale
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chicken
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coelacanth
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star-nosed mole
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lungfish
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slow loris
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sea cucumber
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tapeworm
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liger
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velociraptor
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corpulent porpoise
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# european cryptids
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wolpertinger
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elwedritsche
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skvader
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+Nessie
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tatzelwurm
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dahu
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# fictitious beasts
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dropbear
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wild haggis
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jackalope
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flying pig
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hippocampus
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hippogriff
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kelpie
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# Unusually animate body parts
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bouncing eye
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floating nose
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wandering eye
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# Computerese
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buffer overflow
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dangling pointer
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walking disk drive
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floating point
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regex engine
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netsplit
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wiki
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peer
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COBOL
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# bugs
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bohrbug
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mandelbug
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schroedinbug
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heisenbug
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# DooM
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cacodemon
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scrag
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# MST3K
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+Crow T. Robot
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# Items and stuff
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chess pawn
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chocolate pudding
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ooblecks
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terracotta warrior
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hearse
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roomba
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miniature blimp
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dust speck
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# DnD monster
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gazebo
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# SciFi elements
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gray goo
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magnetic monopole
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first category perpetual motion device
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# Ultima
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+Lord British
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# They Might Be Giants
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particle man
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# Robot Finds Kitten
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kitten prospecting robot
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# Typography
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guillemet
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solidus
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obelus
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# Their actual character
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apostrophe golem
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voluptuous ampersand
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# Web comics and animation
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+Bob the angry flower
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+Strong Bad
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+Magical Trevor
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# KoL
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one-winged dewinged stab-bat
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# deities
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Invisible Pink Unicorn
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
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# Monkey Island
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three-headed monkey
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+El Pollo Diablo
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# modern folklore
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little green man
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# Portal
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weighted Companion Cube
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# /b/
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/b/tard
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# South Park
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manbearpig
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# internet memes
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bonsai-kitten
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tie-thulu
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+Domo-kun
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looooooooooooong cat
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nyan cat
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# the Internet is made for cat pix
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ceiling cat
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basement cat
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monorail cat
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# POWDER
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tridude
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# Radomir Dopieralski
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orcus cosmicus
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# Angband
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yeek
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quylthulg
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Greater Hell Beast
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# Souljazz
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+Vendor of Yizard
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# Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
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+Sigmund
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lernaean hydra
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+Ijyb
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+Gloorx Vloq
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+Blork the orc
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# Wil Wheaton, John Scalzi
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unicorn pegasus kitten
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# Minecraft
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enderman
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# Pun
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wight supremacist
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# Starcraft 2
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zergling
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# Feelings
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existential angst
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figment of your imagination
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flash of insight
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# Fish
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ghoti
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# Roald Dahl
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vermicious knid
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# Carcassonne
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meeple
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# The Wombles
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womble
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# Fraggle Rock
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fraggle
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# soundex and typos of monsters
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gloating eye
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flush golem
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martyr orc
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mortar orc
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acid blog
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acute blob
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aria elemental
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aliasing priest
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aligned parasite
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aligned parquet
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aligned proctor
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baby balky dragon
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baby blues dragon
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baby caricature
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baby crochet
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baby grainy dragon
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baby bong worm
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baby long word
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baby parable worm
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barfed devil
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beer wight
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boor wight
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brawny mold
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rave spider
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clue golem
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bust vortex
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errata elemental
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elastic eel
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electrocardiogram eel
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fir elemental
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tire elemental
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flamingo sphere
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fallacy golem
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frizzed centaur
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forest centerfold
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fierceness sphere
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frosted giant
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geriatric snake
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gnat ant
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giant bath
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grant beetle
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grind bug
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giant mango
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glossy golem
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gnome laureate
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gnome dummy
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gooier ooze
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green slide
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guardian nacho
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hell hound pun
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high purist
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hairnet devil
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ice trowel
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killer beet
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feather golem
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lounge worm
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mountain lymph
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pager golem
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pie fiend
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prophylactic worm
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sock mole
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rogue piercer
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seesawing sphere
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simile mimic
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moldier ant
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stain vortex
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scone giant
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umbrella hulk
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vampire mace
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verbal jabberwock
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water lemon
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water melon
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winged grizzly
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yellow wight
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@@ -43,3 +43,40 @@ You've got mail!
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As if!
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# 200x incarnation of Dr.Who
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BAD WOLF
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# Gang tag
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Arooo! Werewolves of Yendor!
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# Strategy and pun
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Dig for Victory here
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# Pompeii
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Gaius Julius Primigenius was here. Why are you late?
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# Helpful guiding
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Don't go this way
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Go left --->
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<--- Go right
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X marks the spot
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X <--- You are here.
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Here be dragons
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Save now, and do your homework!
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There was a hole here. It's gone now.
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The Vibrating Square
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This is a pit!
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This is not the dungeon you are looking for.
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Watch out, there's a gnome with a wand of death behind that door!
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# Misc fun
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This square deliberately left blank.
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# Viking graffiti
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Haermund Hardaxe carved these runes
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# Advertising
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Need a light? Come visit the Minetown branch of Izchak's Lighting Store!
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Snakes on the Astral Plane - Soon in a dungeon near you
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You are the one millionth visitor to this place! Please wait 200 turns for your wand of wishing.
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# DnD
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Warning, Exploding runes!
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Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten.
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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Go away!
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Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife
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Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
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At last... a nice long sleep.
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Audi Partem Alteram
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Basil, assaulted by bears
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Burninated
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Do not open until Christmas
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Don't be daft, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-
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Don't forget to stop and smell the roses
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Don't let this happen to you!
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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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Et in Arcadia ego
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Fatty and skinny went to bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Skinny Smith 1983-2000.
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Finally I am becoming stupider no more
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Follow me to hell
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...for famous men have the whole earth as their memorial
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Game over, man. Game over.
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Go away! I'm trying to take a nap in here! Bloody adventurers...
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Gone fishin'
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Good night, sweet prince: And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
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Go Team Ant!
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He farmed his way here
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Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error.
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Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob
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Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt.
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Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg
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Here lies Lies. It's True
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Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade
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Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him
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He waited too long
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I'd rather be sailing
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If a man's deeds do not outlive him, of what value is a mark in stone?
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I'm gonna make it!
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I took both pills!
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I will survive!
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Killed by a black dragon -- This grave is empty
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Let me out of here!
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Lookin' good, Medusa.
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Mrs. Smith, choked on an apple. She left behind grieving husband, daughter, and granddaughter.
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Nobody believed her when she said her feet were killing her
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No! I don't want to see my damn conduct!
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One corpse, sans head
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On the whole, I'd rather be in Minetown
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On vacation
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Oops.
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Out to Lunch
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SOLD
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Someone set us up the bomb!
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Take my stuff, I don't need it anymore
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Taking a year dead for tax reasons
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The reports of my demise are completely accurate
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(This space for sale)
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This was actually just a pit, but since there was a corpse, we filled it
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This way to the crypt
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Tu quoque, Brute?
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VACANCY
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Welcome!
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Wish you were here!
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Yea, it got me too
|
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You should see the other guy
|
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...and they made me engrave my own headstone too!
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...but the blood has stopped pumping and I am left to decay...
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<Expletive Deleted>
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A masochist is never satisfied.
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Ach, 'twas a wee monster in the loch
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Adapt. Enjoy. Survive.
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Adventure, hah! Excitement, hah!
|
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After all, what are friends for...
|
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After this, nothing will shock me
|
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After three days, fish and guests stink
|
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Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill
|
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Ageing is not so bad. The real killer is when you stop.
|
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Ain't I a stinker?
|
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Algernon
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All else failed...
|
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All hail RNG
|
||||
All right, we'll call it a draw!
|
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All's well that end well
|
||||
Alone at last!
|
||||
Always attack a floating eye from behind!
|
||||
Am I having fun yet?
|
||||
And I can still crawl, I'm not dead yet!
|
||||
And all I wanted was a free lunch
|
||||
And all of the signs were right there on your face
|
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And don't give me that innocent look either!
|
||||
And everyone died. Boo hoo hoo.
|
||||
And here I go again...
|
||||
And nobody cares until somebody famous dies...
|
||||
And so it ends?
|
||||
And so... it begins.
|
||||
And sometimes the bear eats you.
|
||||
And then 'e nailed me 'ead to the floor!
|
||||
And they said it couldn't be done!
|
||||
And what do I look like? The living?
|
||||
And yes, it was ALL his fault!
|
||||
And you said it was pretty here...
|
||||
Another lost soul
|
||||
Any day above ground is a good day!
|
||||
Any more of this and I'll die of a stroke before I'm 30.
|
||||
Anybody seen my head?
|
||||
Anyone for deathmatch?
|
||||
Anything for a change.
|
||||
Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead
|
||||
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
|
||||
Are unicorns supposedly peaceful if you're a virgin? Hah!
|
||||
Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me?
|
||||
At least I'm good at something
|
||||
Attempted suicide
|
||||
Auri sacra fames
|
||||
Auribus teneo lupum
|
||||
Be prepared
|
||||
Beauty survives
|
||||
Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time.
|
||||
Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me?
|
||||
Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot.
|
||||
Being dead builds character
|
||||
Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here.
|
||||
Best friends come and go... Mine just die.
|
||||
Better be dead than a fat slave
|
||||
Better luck next time
|
||||
Beware of Discordians bearing answers
|
||||
Beware the ...
|
||||
Bloody Hell...
|
||||
Bloody barbarians!
|
||||
Blown upward out of sight: He sought the leak by candlelight
|
||||
Brains... Brains... Fresh human brains...
|
||||
Buried the cat. Took an hour. Damn thing kept fighting.
|
||||
But I disarmed the trap!
|
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CONNECT 1964 - NO CARRIER 1994
|
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Call me if you need my phone number!
|
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Can YOU fly?
|
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Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
|
||||
Can you come up with some better ending for this?
|
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Can you feel anything when I do this?
|
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Can you give me mouth to mouth, you just took my breath away.
|
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Can't I just have a LITTLE peril?
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Can't eat, can't sleep, had to bury the husband here.
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Can't you hit me?!
|
||||
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
|
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Check enclosed.
|
||||
Check this out! It's my brain!
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Chivalry is only reasonably dead
|
||||
Coffin for sale. Lifetime guarantee.
|
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Come Monday, I'll be all right.
|
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system
|
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Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
|
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Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins.
|
||||
Complain to one who can help you
|
||||
Confess my sins to god? Which one?
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Confusion will be my epitaph
|
||||
Cooties? Ain't no cooties on me!
|
||||
Could somebody get this noose off me?
|
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Could you check again? My name MUST be there.
|
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Could you please take a breath mint?
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Couldn't I be sedated for this?
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Courage is looking at your setbacks with serenity
|
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Cover me, I'm going in!
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||||
Crash course in brain surgery
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Cross my fingers for me.
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Curse god and die
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Cut to fit
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De'Ath
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Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time!
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Dead and loving every moment!
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Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her.
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Don't tread on me!
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Dragon? What dragon?
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Drawn and quartered
|
||||
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.
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Eliza -- Was I really alive, or did I just think I was?
|
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Elvis
|
||||
Enter not into the path of the wicked
|
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Eris? I don't need Eris
|
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Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while!
|
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Even The Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
|
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Even a tomb stone will say good things when you're down!
|
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Ever notice that live is evil backwards?
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Every day is starting to look like Monday
|
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Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
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Every survival kit should include a sense of humor
|
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Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live
|
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Ex post fucto
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Excellent day to have a rotten day.
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Excuse me for not standing up.
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Experience isn't everything. First, You've got to survive
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First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
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For a Breath, I Tarry...
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For recreational use only.
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For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes.
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For some moments in life, there are no words.
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Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell!
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Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
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Funeral - Real fun.
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Gawd, it's depressing in here, isn't it?
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Genuine Exploding Gravestone. (c)Acme Gravestones Inc.
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Get back here! I'm not finished yet...
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Go ahead, I dare you to!
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Go ahead, it's either you or him.
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Goldilocks -- This casket is just right
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Gone But Not Forgotten
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Gone Underground For Good
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Gone away owin' more than he could pay.
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Gone, but not forgiven
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Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it.
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Grave? But I was cremated!
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Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here.
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HELP! It's dark in here... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry
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Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
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Have you come to raise the dead?
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Having a good time can be deadly.
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Having a great time. Where am I exactly??
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He died of the flux.
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He died today... May we rest in peace!
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He got the upside, I got the downside.
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He lost his face when he was beheaded.
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He missed me first.
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He's not dead, he just smells that way.
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Help, I can't wake up!
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Here lies Pinocchio
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Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
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Here there be dragons
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Hey, I didn't write this stuff!
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Hodie mihi, cras tibi
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Hold my calls
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Home Sweet Hell
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Humpty Dumpty, a Bad Egg. He was pushed off the wall.
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I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough.
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I TOLD you I was sick!
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I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
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I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged.
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I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really!
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I am here. Wish you were fine.
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I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
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I believe them bones are me.
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I broke his brain.
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I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it.
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||||
I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
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I can't go to hell, they don't want me.
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||||
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
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I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me'
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I died laughing
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I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
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||||
I hacked myself to death
|
||||
I have all the time in the world
|
||||
I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone!
|
||||
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
|
||||
I lied! I'll never be alright!
|
||||
I like it better in the dark.
|
||||
I like to be here when I can.
|
||||
I may rise but I refuse to shine.
|
||||
I never get any either.
|
||||
I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!
|
||||
I told you I would never say goodbye.
|
||||
I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting.
|
||||
I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.
|
||||
I was killed by <illegible scrawl>
|
||||
I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.
|
||||
I will not go quietly.
|
||||
I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it.
|
||||
I'd rather be breathing
|
||||
I'll be back!
|
||||
I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY!
|
||||
I'm doing this only for tax purposes.
|
||||
I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me?
|
||||
I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here.
|
||||
I'm not saying anything.
|
||||
I'm weeth stupeed --->
|
||||
If you thought you had problems...
|
||||
Ignorance kills daily.
|
||||
Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks!
|
||||
Ilene Toofar -- Fell off a cliff
|
||||
Is that all?
|
||||
Is there life before Death?
|
||||
Is this a joke, or a grave matter?
|
||||
It happens sometimes. People just explode.
|
||||
It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
|
||||
It wasn't a fair fight
|
||||
It wasn't so easy.
|
||||
It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn...
|
||||
Just doing my job here
|
||||
Killed by diarrhea of mouth and constipation of brain.
|
||||
Let her RIP
|
||||
Let it be; I am dead.
|
||||
Let's play Hide the Corpse
|
||||
Life is NOT a dream
|
||||
Madge Ination -- It wasn't all in my head
|
||||
Meet me in Heaven
|
||||
Move on, there's nothing to see here.
|
||||
Mr. Flintstone -- Yabba-dabba-done
|
||||
My heart is not in this
|
||||
No one ever died from it
|
||||
No, you want room 12A, next door.
|
||||
Nope. No trap on that chest. I swear.
|
||||
Not again!
|
||||
Not every soil can bear all things
|
||||
Now I have a life
|
||||
Now I lay thee down to sleep... wanna join me?
|
||||
OK, here is a question: Where ARE your tanlines?
|
||||
Obesa Cantavit
|
||||
Oh! An untimely death.
|
||||
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
|
||||
Oh, honey..I missed you! She said, and fired again.
|
||||
Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here.
|
||||
One stone brain
|
||||
Ooh! Somebody STOP me!
|
||||
Oops!
|
||||
Out for the night. Leave a message.
|
||||
Ow! Do that again!
|
||||
Pardon my dust.
|
||||
Part of me still works.
|
||||
Please, not in front of those orcs!
|
||||
Prepare to meet me in Heaven
|
||||
R2D2 -- Rest, Tin Piece
|
||||
Relax. Nothing ever happens on the first level.
|
||||
Res omnia mea culpa est
|
||||
Rest In Pieces
|
||||
Rest, rest, perturbed spirit.
|
||||
Rip Torn
|
||||
She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
|
||||
She died of a chest cold.
|
||||
So let it be written, so let it be done!
|
||||
So then I says, How do I know you're the real angel of death?
|
||||
Some patients insist on dying.
|
||||
Some people have it dead easy, don't they?
|
||||
Some things are better left buried.
|
||||
Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer...
|
||||
Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
|
||||
That is all
|
||||
The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof!
|
||||
The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide.
|
||||
This dungeon is a pushover
|
||||
This elevator doesn't go to Heaven
|
||||
This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids
|
||||
This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc.
|
||||
This is not an important part of my life.
|
||||
This one's on me.
|
||||
This side up
|
||||
Tim Burr -- Smashed by a tree
|
||||
Tone it down a bit, I'm trying to get some rest here.
|
||||
Virtually Alive
|
||||
We Will Meet Again.
|
||||
Weep not, he is at rest
|
||||
Welcome to Dante's. What level please?
|
||||
Well, at least they listened to my sermon...
|
||||
Went to be an angel.
|
||||
What are you doing over there?
|
||||
What are you smiling at?
|
||||
What can you say, Death's got appeal...!
|
||||
What health care?
|
||||
What pit?
|
||||
When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
|
||||
Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me!
|
||||
Where's my refund?
|
||||
Will let you know for sure in a day or two...
|
||||
Wizards are wimps
|
||||
Worms at work, do not disturb!
|
||||
Would you mind moving a bit? I'm short of breath down here.
|
||||
Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?
|
||||
Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
|
||||
Yes Dear, just a few more minutes...
|
||||
You said it wasn't poisonous!
|
||||
You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn.
|
||||
|
||||
Reference in New Issue
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