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# Epitaphs for random headstones
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Rest in peace
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R.I.P.
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Rest In Pieces
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Note -- there are NO valuable items in this grave
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1994-1995. The Longest-Lived Hacker Ever
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The Grave of the Unknown Hacker
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We weren't sure who this was, but we buried him here anyway
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Sparky -- he was a very good dog
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Beware of Electric Third Rail
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Made in Taiwan
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Og friend. Og good dude. Og died. Og now food
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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Look out below!
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Please don't dig me up. I'm perfectly happy down here. -- Resident
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Postman, please note forwarding address: Gehennom, Asmodeus's Fortress, fifth lemure on the left
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Mary had a little lamb/Its fleece was white as snow/When Mary was in trouble/The lamb was first to go
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Be careful, or this could happen to you!
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Soon you'll join this fellow in hell! -- the Wizard of Yendor
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Caution! This grave contains toxic waste
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Sum quod eris
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Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go
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Here lies Ezekiel, age 102. The good die young.
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Here lies my wife: Here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I.
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Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.
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He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it
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I made an ash of myself
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Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten.
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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Go away!
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