tribute: The Last Hero
Flesh out _The_Last_Hero_. Due to its publishing history (no ordinary paperback, some lists of "other books by this author" miscategorize it as being co-written by the illustrator) it's most likely not as widely read as the other Discworld books.
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@@ -476,13 +476,129 @@ There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Surprise.
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# The Last Hero has never been released in the U.S. (or anywhere?) as a
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# conventional mass market paperback. The large (roughly 10" by 12")
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# trade paperback contains many full page color illustrations and most
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# text pages include decorations of varying degress of elaborateness.
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# The actual text is probably only novella length.
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%title The Last Hero (1)
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%title The Last Hero (7)
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# pg. 41 (end of 1st paragraph)
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%passage 1
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Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search for lost treasure or ancient wisdom,
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had forgotten to put at the top of the list 'the man who arrived just before you'.
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Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search
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for lost treasure or ancient wisdom, had forgotten to put at the top of
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the list 'the man who arrived just before you'.
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[The Last Hero, by Terry Pratchett]
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 5 (1st page of text, 4th & 5th paragraphs)
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# second paragraph is a bit "on the nose" but is too good to leave out
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%passage 2
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The reason for the story was a mix of many things. There was humanity's
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desire to do forebidden deeds merely because they were forebidden.
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There was its desire to find new horizon's and kill the people who live
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beyond them. There were the mysterious scrolls. There was the cucumber.
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But mostly there was the knowledge that one day, it would all be over.
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'Ah, well, life goes on,' people say when someone dies. But from the
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point of view of the person who has just died, it doesn't. It's the
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universe that goes on. Just as the deceased was getting the hang of
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everything it's all whisked away, by illness or accident or, in one
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case, a cucumber. Why this has to be is one of the imponderables of
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life, in the face of which people either start to pray...
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or become really, really angry.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 19 (bottom 20%)
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%passage 3
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'And they're /heroes/,' said Mr Betteridge of the Guild of Historians.
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'And that means, exactly?' said the Patrician, sighing.
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'They're good at doing what they want to do.'
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'But they are also, as I understand it, very old men.'
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'Very old /heroes/,' the historian corrected him. 'That just means
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they've had a lot of /experience/ in doing what they want to do.
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Lord Vetinari sighed again. He did not like to live in a world of
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heroes. You had civilisation, such as it was, and you had heroes.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 25 (2nd & 3rd fifths)
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%passage 4
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They were, all of them, old men. Their background conversation was
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a litany of complaints about feet, stomachs and backs. They moved
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slowly. But they had a /look/ about them. It was in their eyes.
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Their eyes said that wherever it was, they had been there. Whatever
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it was, they had done it, sometimes more than once. But they would
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never, ever, /buy/ the T-shirt. And they /did/ know the meaning of
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the word 'fear'. It was something that happened to other people.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 97 (middle)
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%passage 5
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Captain Carrot saluted. 'Force is always the last resort, sir,' he said.
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'I believe for Cohen it's the first choice,' said Lord Vetinari.
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'He's not too bad if you don't come up behind him suddenly,' said Rincewind.
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'Ah, there is the voice of our mission specialist,' said the Patrician.
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'I just hope-- What is that on your badge, Captain Carrot?'
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'Mission motto, sir,' said Carrot cheerfully. '/Morituri Nolumus Mori/.
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Rincewind suggested it.'
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'I imagine he did,' said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard coldly.
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'And would you care to give us a colloquial translation, Mr Rincewind?'
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'Er...' Rincewind hesitated, but there really was no escape. 'Er...
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roughly speaking, it means, "We who are about to die don't want to", sir.'
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 125 (near top, then continued half way down)
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%passage 6
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'A good wizard, Rincewind,' said the Chair of Indefinite Studies. 'Not
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particularly bright, but, frankly, I've never been quite happy with
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intelligence. An overrated talent, in my humble opinion.'
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Ponder's ears went red.
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[...]
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'Mr Stibbons was right, was he?' said Ridcully, staring at Ponder. 'How
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did you work that out so /exactly/, Mr Stibbons?'
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'I, er...' Ponder felt the eyes of the wizards on him. 'I--' He stopped.
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'It was a lucky guess, sir.'
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The wizards relaxed. They were extremely uneasy with cleverness, but
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lucky guessing was what being a wizard was all about.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 146 (top)
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%passage 7
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Evil Harry looked down and shuffled his feet, his face a battle between
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pride and relief.
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'Good of you to say that, lads,' he mumbled. 'I mean, you know, if it
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was up to me I wouldn't do this to yer, but I got a reputation to--'
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'I said we /understand/,' said Cohen. 'It's just like with us. You see
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a big hairy thing galloping towards you, you don't stop to think: Is
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this a rare species on the point of extinction? No, you hack its head
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off. 'Cos that's heroing, am I right? An' /you/ see someone, you
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betray 'em, quick as a wink. 'Cos that's villaining.'
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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