tribute: The Last Hero

Flesh out _The_Last_Hero_.  Due to its publishing history (no ordinary
paperback, some lists of "other books by this author" miscategorize it
as being co-written by the illustrator) it's most likely not as widely
read as the other Discworld books.
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# The Last Hero has never been released in the U.S. (or anywhere?) as a
# conventional mass market paperback. The large (roughly 10" by 12")
# trade paperback contains many full page color illustrations and most
# text pages include decorations of varying degress of elaborateness.
# The actual text is probably only novella length.
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%title The Last Hero (1)
%title The Last Hero (7)
# pg. 41 (end of 1st paragraph)
%passage 1
Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search for lost treasure or ancient wisdom,
had forgotten to put at the top of the list 'the man who arrived just before you'.
Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search
for lost treasure or ancient wisdom, had forgotten to put at the top of
the list 'the man who arrived just before you'.
[The Last Hero, by Terry Pratchett]
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 5 (1st page of text, 4th & 5th paragraphs)
# second paragraph is a bit "on the nose" but is too good to leave out
%passage 2
The reason for the story was a mix of many things. There was humanity's
desire to do forebidden deeds merely because they were forebidden.
There was its desire to find new horizon's and kill the people who live
beyond them. There were the mysterious scrolls. There was the cucumber.
But mostly there was the knowledge that one day, it would all be over.
'Ah, well, life goes on,' people say when someone dies. But from the
point of view of the person who has just died, it doesn't. It's the
universe that goes on. Just as the deceased was getting the hang of
everything it's all whisked away, by illness or accident or, in one
case, a cucumber. Why this has to be is one of the imponderables of
life, in the face of which people either start to pray...
or become really, really angry.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 19 (bottom 20%)
%passage 3
'And they're /heroes/,' said Mr Betteridge of the Guild of Historians.
'And that means, exactly?' said the Patrician, sighing.
'They're good at doing what they want to do.'
'But they are also, as I understand it, very old men.'
'Very old /heroes/,' the historian corrected him. 'That just means
they've had a lot of /experience/ in doing what they want to do.
Lord Vetinari sighed again. He did not like to live in a world of
heroes. You had civilisation, such as it was, and you had heroes.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 25 (2nd & 3rd fifths)
%passage 4
They were, all of them, old men. Their background conversation was
a litany of complaints about feet, stomachs and backs. They moved
slowly. But they had a /look/ about them. It was in their eyes.
Their eyes said that wherever it was, they had been there. Whatever
it was, they had done it, sometimes more than once. But they would
never, ever, /buy/ the T-shirt. And they /did/ know the meaning of
the word 'fear'. It was something that happened to other people.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 97 (middle)
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Captain Carrot saluted. 'Force is always the last resort, sir,' he said.
'I believe for Cohen it's the first choice,' said Lord Vetinari.
'He's not too bad if you don't come up behind him suddenly,' said Rincewind.
'Ah, there is the voice of our mission specialist,' said the Patrician.
'I just hope-- What is that on your badge, Captain Carrot?'
'Mission motto, sir,' said Carrot cheerfully. '/Morituri Nolumus Mori/.
Rincewind suggested it.'
'I imagine he did,' said Lord Vetinari, observing the wizard coldly.
'And would you care to give us a colloquial translation, Mr Rincewind?'
'Er...' Rincewind hesitated, but there really was no escape. 'Er...
roughly speaking, it means, "We who are about to die don't want to", sir.'
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 125 (near top, then continued half way down)
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'A good wizard, Rincewind,' said the Chair of Indefinite Studies. 'Not
particularly bright, but, frankly, I've never been quite happy with
intelligence. An overrated talent, in my humble opinion.'
Ponder's ears went red.
[...]
'Mr Stibbons was right, was he?' said Ridcully, staring at Ponder. 'How
did you work that out so /exactly/, Mr Stibbons?'
'I, er...' Ponder felt the eyes of the wizards on him. 'I--' He stopped.
'It was a lucky guess, sir.'
The wizards relaxed. They were extremely uneasy with cleverness, but
lucky guessing was what being a wizard was all about.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# pg. 146 (top)
%passage 7
Evil Harry looked down and shuffled his feet, his face a battle between
pride and relief.
'Good of you to say that, lads,' he mumbled. 'I mean, you know, if it
was up to me I wouldn't do this to yer, but I got a reputation to--'
'I said we /understand/,' said Cohen. 'It's just like with us. You see
a big hairy thing galloping towards you, you don't stop to think: Is
this a rare species on the point of extinction? No, you hack its head
off. 'Cos that's heroing, am I right? An' /you/ see someone, you
betray 'em, quick as a wink. 'Cos that's villaining.'
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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