Fix tribute typos
Ran the tribute file through a spellchecker, and double-checked with Pat as he added most of the tributes.
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@@ -240,7 +240,7 @@ amounts of raw enchantment.
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# p. 166 ('Lio!rt' with embedded exclamation point is correct; book's text
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# is missing the opening quote before ["]You arrogant barbarian--")
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%passage 10
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"I challange you," said Hrun, glaring at the brothers, "both at once."
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"I challenge you," said Hrun, glaring at the brothers, "both at once."
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Lio!rt and Liartes exchanged looks.
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@@ -259,9 +259,9 @@ Lio!rt scowled. "You arrogant barbarian--"
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The Loremaster put out a blue-veined hand to restrain him.
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"It is forebidden to fight on the Killing Ground," he said, and paused
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"It is forbidden to fight on the Killing Ground," he said, and paused
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while he considered the sense of this. "You know what I mean, anyway," he
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hazarded, giving up, and added, "As the challanged parties my lords Lio!rt
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hazarded, giving up, and added, "As the challenged parties my lords Lio!rt
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and Liartes have choice of weapons."
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"Dragons," they said together. Liessa snorted.
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@@ -343,7 +343,7 @@ bull, got chest muscles like a sack of footballs. I mean, he's the Disc's
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greatest warrior, a legend in his own lifetime. I remember my grandad
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telling me he saw him... my grandad telling me he... my grandad...'
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He faltered under the gimlit gaze.
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He faltered under the gimlet gaze.
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'Oh,' he said. 'Oh. Of course. Sorry.'
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@@ -388,7 +388,7 @@ GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS ME. FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING OF COURSE.'
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# "Why have Rincewind and Twoflower fallen off the Disc's rim?",
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# alluding to the conclusion of /The Colour of Magic/;
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# in /Sourcery/ and /Interesting Times/ and probably others, the
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# famous philosohper's name is spelled "Ly Tin Wheedle")
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# famous philosopher's name is spelled "Ly Tin Wheedle")
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%passage 3
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[...] such questions take time and could be more trouble than they are
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worth. For example, it is said that someone at a party once asked the
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@@ -783,7 +783,7 @@ back of his skull.
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[Equal Rites, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 185 (actually uses four periods to mark a sentence ending in a elipsis)
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# p. 185 (actually uses four periods to mark a sentence ending in a ellipsis)
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%passage 10
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There may be universes where librarianship is considered a peaceful sort of
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occupation, and where the risks are limited to large volumes falling off
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@@ -928,7 +928,7 @@ The man beamed and bowed. "I know the very place, noxious extrusion of the
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bowels, if you would be so good as to follow me."
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Mort hurried out after him. The ancient ancestor watched them go with a
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critical expression, its jowls rhymically chewing.
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critical expression, its jowls rhythmically chewing.
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"That was what they call a demon around here?" it said. "Offler rot this
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country of dampness, even their demons are third-rate, not a patch on the
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@@ -1164,13 +1164,13 @@ He looked the kind of person who, when they blinked, you mark it off on
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the calendar.
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Practically none of this was in fact the case, although he did have a small
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and exceedingly elderly wire-haired terrior called Wuffles that smelled
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and exceedingly elderly wire-haired terrier called Wuffles that smelled
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badly and wheezed at people. It was said to be the only thing in the
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entire world he truly cared about. He did of course sometimes have people
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horribly tortured to death, but this was considered to be perfectly
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acceptable behaviour for a civic ruler and generally approved of by the
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overwhelming majority of citizens.(1) The people of Ankh are of a
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practical persuasion, and felt that the Patrician's edict forebidding all
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practical persuasion, and felt that the Patrician's edict forbidding all
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street theatre and mime artists made up for a lot of things. He didn't
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administer a reign of terror, just the occasional light shower.
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@@ -1300,7 +1300,7 @@ the castle cats were either pampered pets or flat-eared kitchen and stable
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habitues who generally resembled the very rodents they lived on. This cat,
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on the other hand, was its own animal. All cats give that impression, of
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course, but instead of the mindless animal self-absorption that passes for
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secret wisdom in the creatures, Greebo radiated genuime intelligence. He
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secret wisdom in the creatures, Greebo radiated genuine intelligence. He
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also radiated a smell that would have knocked over a wall and caused sinus
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trouble in a dead fox.
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@@ -1343,7 +1343,7 @@ broomstick held stiff-armed beside her. At last the magic caught, and she
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managed to vault clumsily on to it before it trundled into the night sky
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as gracefully as a duck with one wing missing.
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From above the trees came a muffled cursd against all dwarfish mechanics.
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From above the trees came a muffled curse against all dwarfish mechanics.
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(1) She did nothing, although sometimes when she saw him in the village
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she'd smile in a faint, puzzled way. After three weeks of this the
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@@ -1385,7 +1385,7 @@ of bloodshot eyes.
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"I didn't want to," he hissed conspiratorially. "They made me do it. I
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didn't want--"
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The door swung open. The dutchess filled the doorway. In fact, she was
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The door swung open. The duchess filled the doorway. In fact, she was
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nearly the same shape.
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"Leonal!" she barked.
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@@ -1525,7 +1525,7 @@ disappearing overnight was a bit of a first.
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and cities. After all, when over an area of a hundred square miles the same
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year is variously the Year of the Small Bat, the Anticipated Monkey, the
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Hunting Cloud, Fat Cows, Three Bright Stallions and at least nine numbers
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recording the time since(2) assorted kings, prohets, and strange events were
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recording the time since(2) assorted kings, prophets, and strange events were
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either crowned, born or happened, and each year was a different number of
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months, and some of them don't have weeks, and one of them refuses to accept
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the day as a measure of time, the only things it is possible to be sure of
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@@ -1791,7 +1791,7 @@ yards away rather than the innocent bystander at whom it was aimed.
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%e passage
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# p. 26 (first and second paragraphs are actually end of one section,
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# start of next one; first 'Thunder rolled...' had three dot
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# elipsis, second hand has four, elipsis plus final period--
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# ellipsis, second has four, elipsis plus final period--
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# first changed to four here so that they match)
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%passage 3
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Thunder rolled....
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@@ -1953,7 +1953,7 @@ say. History. 'You're history!' you say."
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[...(quite a while later)...]
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"You heard the Man," he rasped. "One false move and you're... you're--" he
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took a desparate stab at it--"you're Home Economics!"
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took a desperate stab at it--"you're Home Economics!"
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[Guards! Guards!, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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@@ -1963,7 +1963,7 @@ took a desparate stab at it--"you're Home Economics!"
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# The original publication of /Eric/ featured extensive illustrations by
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# Josh Kirby but the mass-market paperback edition contains none of them
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# and omits his name. In the Harper Torch edition, the list of other
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# books by the same auther has "Eric (with Josh Kirby)" even though the
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# books by the same author has "Eric (with Josh Kirby)" even though the
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# copyright and title pages of that very book do not mention him.
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#
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%title Eric (9)
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@@ -2100,7 +2100,7 @@ was a neuralger."
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# p. 35 (passage is a footnote)
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%passage 6
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Demons and their Hell are quite different from the Dungeon Dimensions,
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those endlass parallel wastelands outside space and time. The sad, mad
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those endless parallel wastelands outside space and time. The sad, mad
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Things in the Dungeon Dimensions have no understanding of the world but
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simply crave light and shape and try to warm themselves by the fires of
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reality, clustering around it with about the same effect--if they ever
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@@ -2122,7 +2122,7 @@ sign of a diseased mind."
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[Eric, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# pp. 178-179 (Ponce da Quirm, encoutered in hell)
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# pp. 178-179 (Ponce da Quirm, encountered in hell)
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%passage 8
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"So you didn't find the Fountain of Youth, then," he said, feeling that he
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should make some conversation.
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@@ -2201,7 +2201,7 @@ dog, industriously scratching itself. It looked up slowly, and said "Woof?"
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[...]
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Victor poked an exploratory finger in his ear. It must have been a trick
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of an echo, or something. It wasn't that the dog had gone "woof!?, although
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of an echo, or something. It wasn't that the dog had gone "woof!", although
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that was practically unique in itself; most dogs in the universe /never/
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went "woof!", they had complicated barks like "whuuugh!" and "hwhoouf!".
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No, it was that it hadn't in fact /barked/ at all. It had /said/ "woof".
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@@ -2447,7 +2447,7 @@ villages where they dance the real Morris dance, for example, they believe
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that no one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die
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away--until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has
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finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span
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of someone's life, they say, is only the core of their actual existance.
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of someone's life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
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[Reaper Man, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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@@ -2495,16 +2495,17 @@ Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe or not, or exist only
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as a function of the belief, so either way you might as well ignore the
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whole business and, as it were, eat off your knees.
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Nevertheless, there is a small chaple off the University's Great Hall,
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Nevertheless, there is a small chapel off the University's Great Hall,
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because while the wizards stand right behind the philosophy as outlined
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above, you don't become a successful wizard by getting up gods' noses even
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if those noses only exist in an ethereal or metaphorical sense. Because
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while wizards don't belive in gods they know for a fact that /gods/ believe
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while wizards don't believe in gods they know for a fact that /gods/ believe
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in gods.
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[Reaper Man, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 50 (Dibbler is so low because he's on steps leading down to a cellar)
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# p. 50 (Dibbler is so low because he's on steps leading down to a cellar;
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# 'favour' and 'pedlar' are the spelling used)
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%passage 7
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"Sergeant!"
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@@ -2877,7 +2878,7 @@ gravitate to gravity.
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"How come you're in the palace guard, Casanunda?"
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"Soldier of fortune takes whatever jobs are going, Mrs. Ogg," said Casanunda
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earestly.
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earnestly.
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"But all the rest of 'em are six foot tall and you're--of the shorter
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persuasion."
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@@ -2896,7 +2897,7 @@ There was silence for a while.
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[Witches Abroad, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# pp. 285-286 (Greebo is still in human form)
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# pp. 285-286 (Greebo is still in human form; 'rationalise' is accurate)
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%passage 14
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Greebo leapt.
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@@ -2907,8 +2908,8 @@ is beaten and knows it. There's no triumph over a corpse, but a beaten
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opponent, who will remain beaten every day for the remainder of their sad
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and wretched life, is something to treasure.
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Cats do not, of course, rationise this far. They just like to send someone
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limping off minus a tail and a few square inches of fur.
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Cats do not, of course, rationalise this far. They just like to send
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someone limping off minus a tail and a few square inches of fur.
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Greebo's technique was unscientific and wouldn't have stood a chance against
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any decent swordsmanship, but on his side was the fact that it is almost
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@@ -3293,7 +3294,7 @@ There was a burst of octarine light.
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turned to Ponder Stibbons. "Interestin' use of Stacklady's Morphic
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Resonator here, I hoped you noticed."
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Ponder lookd down.
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Ponder looked down.
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The chieftain had been turned into a pumpkin, although, in accordance with
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the rules of universal humor, he still had his hat on.
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@@ -3329,7 +3330,7 @@ that'd work for all of two seconds, wouldn't it?
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Her eye was drawn by some kind of horrible magic back to the room's
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garderobe, lurking behind its curtain.
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Margrat lifted the lid. The shaft was definitely wide enough to admit a
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Magrat lifted the lid. The shaft was definitely wide enough to admit a
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body. Garderobes were notorious in that respect. Several unpopular kings
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met their end, as it were, in the garderobe, at the hands of an assassin
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with good climbing ability, a spear, and a fundamental approach to politics.
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@@ -3345,7 +3346,7 @@ That was a portrait she'd never seen before. She'd never walked down this
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far. The idiot vapidity of the assembled queens had depressed her. But
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this one...
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Ths one, somehow, reached out to her.
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This one, somehow, reached out to her.
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She stopped.
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@@ -3475,7 +3476,7 @@ metaphorical. Just a doughnut. One doughnut."
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"You only had to say."
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Harge brushed off his vest, gave Vimes a hurt look, and went back into
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Harga brushed off his vest, gave Vimes a hurt look, and went back into
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the kitchen.
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[Men at Arms, by Terry Pratchett]
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@@ -3582,7 +3583,7 @@ Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
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They stretched away in the candlelight, shelf on shelf of them, tiny
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little clown faces--as if a tribe of headhunters had suddenly developed
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a sophisicated sense of humor and a desire to make the world a better
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a sophisticated sense of humor and a desire to make the world a better
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place.
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[Men at Arms, by Terry Pratchett]
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@@ -3750,7 +3751,7 @@ seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetinari had listened carefully
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while the problem was explained, and had solved the thing with one
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memorable phrase which said a lot about him, about the folly of bounty
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offers, and about the natural instinct of Ankh-Morporkians in any
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situtation involving money: "Tax the rat farms."
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situation involving money: "Tax the rat farms."
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[Soul Music, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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@@ -3875,7 +3876,7 @@ it is better organized.
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%e passage
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# p. 14
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%passage 4
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Many things went on at Unseen University and, regretably, teaching had to
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Many things went on at Unseen University and, regrettably, teaching had to
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be one of them. The faculty had long ago confronted this fact and had
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perfected various devices for avoiding it. But this was perfectly all
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right because, to be fair, so had the students.
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@@ -3890,7 +3891,7 @@ Reader in Woolly Thinking(1)) that lectures had taken place /in essence/,
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so that was all right, too.
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And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old
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method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinty of a lot of books
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method of putting a lot of young people in the vicinity of a lot of books
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and hoping that something would pass from one to the other, while the
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actual young people put themselves in the vicinity of inns and taverns
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for exactly the same reason.
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@@ -3899,7 +3900,7 @@ for exactly the same reason.
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[Interesting Times, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 20 (speaker is Archchancellor Ridcully; sad, hopless person is Rincewind)
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# p. 20 (speaker is Archchancellor Ridcully; sad, hopeless person is Rincewind)
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%passage 5
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"Wizzard?" he said. "What kind of sad, hopeless person needs to write
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WIZZARD on their hat?"
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She was a good repository for all those thoughts that Agnes couldn't think
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on account of her wonderful personality. Perdita would use black writing
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paper if she could get away with it, and would be beautifully pale instead
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of embarassingly flushed. Perdita wanted to be an interestingly lost soul
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of embarrassingly flushed. Perdita wanted to be an interestingly lost soul
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in plum-colored lipstick. Just occasionally, though, Agnes thought
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Perdita was as dumb as she was.
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@@ -4387,7 +4388,7 @@ years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times," and
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then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance
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and the state of a man's boots, when /exactly the same/ comments could
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apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he'd been doing a
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spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tatooed
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spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed
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once when he was drunk and seventeen(1) and in fact got seasick on a wet
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pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety
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of the human experience.
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the science of this very specialized "concrete overshoe" form of waste
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disposal. An unfortunate drawback of the process was the tendency for
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bits of the client to eventually detach and float to the surface, causing
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much comment among the general poplation. Enough chicken wire, he pointed
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much comment among the general population. Enough chicken wire, he pointed
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out, would solve that, while also allowing the ingress of crabs and fish
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going about their vital recycling activities.
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"Exactly, Archchancellor," said the Senior Wrangler, who was now just
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hanging on.
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"Funny thing, that," said Ridcully, in the same thoughful tone of voice.
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"Funny thing, that," said Ridcully, in the same thoughtful tone of voice.
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"That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully
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comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute
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tosh. Which is it, I wonder?"
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[Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 343 (Mr. Teatime [pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh] has just been thwarted in
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# his elabrate plot to lure and then kill Death)
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# his elaborate plot to lure and then kill Death)
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%passage 10
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"What did he do it all for?" said Susan. "I mean, why? Money? Power?"
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@@ -4830,7 +4831,7 @@ please? My clerk here will give you a list of the prime defaulters.'
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'Right, sir. And if they resist, sir?' said Vimes, smiling nastily.
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'Oh, how can they resist, commander? This is the will of our civic
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leaders.' He took the paper his clerk proferred. 'Let me see, now. Top
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leaders.' He took the paper his clerk profferred. 'Let me see, now. Top
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of the list--'
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Lord Selachii coughed hurriedly. 'Far too late for that sort of nonsense
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%passage 5
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"Hey, that's Reg Shoe! He's a zombie. He falls to bits all the time!"
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"Very big man in undead community, sir," said Carrott.
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"Very big man in the undead community, sir," said Carrot.
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"How come /he/ joined?"
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%e passage
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# p. 233 (Harper Torch edition) [this is a footnote]
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%passage 2
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He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It facinated
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He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated
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people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and
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interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they
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created vast banquets in their imagination--but at the end of the day
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%e passage
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# pp. 80-81 (Harper Torch edition) [the pigeon is trained to carry messages]
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%passage 3
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Constable Shoe saluted, but a litle testily. He'd been waiting rather a
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Constable Shoe saluted, but a little testily. He'd been waiting rather a
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long time.
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"Afternoon, Sergeant--"
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@@ -5590,14 +5591,14 @@ Day By His Wife.
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[Thief of Time, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 53 ('... with the chorus:', '"Do not act...' are separate paragraphs;
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# 'challanger' has been cowed after finding out that the little old
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# man he challanged--for entering the dojo--is actually Lu-Tze)
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# 'challenger' has been cowed after finding out that the little old
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# man he challenged--for entering the dojo--is actually Lu-Tze)
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%passage 3
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As Lobsang followed the ambling Lu-Tze, he heard the dojo master, who like
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all teachers never missed an opportunity to drive home a lesson, say:
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"Dojo! What is Rule One?"
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Even the cowering challanger mumbled along with the chorus:
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Even the cowering challenger mumbled along with the chorus:
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"Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling
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man!"
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@@ -6867,10 +6868,10 @@ has anyone checked lately?
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%passage 3
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All witches are a bit odd. Tiffany had got used to odd, so that odd seemed
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quite normal. There was Miss Level, for example, who had two bodies,
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although one of them was imaginery. Mistress Pullunder, who bred pedigreed
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although one of them was imaginary. Mistress Pullunder, who bred pedigreed
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earthworms and gave them all names... well, she was hardly odd at all, just
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a bit peculiar, and anyway earthworms were quite interesting in a basically
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uninterestng kind of way. And there had been Old Mother Dismass, who
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uninteresting kind of way. And there had been Old Mother Dismass, who
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suffered from bouts of temporal confusion, which can be quite strange when
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it happens to a witch; her mouth never moved in time with her words, and
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sometimes her footsteps came down the stairs ten minutes before she did.
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@@ -7177,7 +7178,7 @@ within an inch of your life."
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only got two paragraphs in the /Tanty Bugle/!(1) Two paragraphs, may I
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say, for a life of ingenious, inventive, and strictly nonviolent crime?
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||||
I could have been an example to the youngsters! Page one got hogged by
|
||||
the Dyslectic Alphabet Killer, and he only maanaged A and W!"
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||||
the Dyslectic Alphabet Killer, and he only managed A and W!"
|
||||
|
||||
"I confess the editor does appear to believe that it is not a proper crime
|
||||
unless someone is found in three alleys at once, but that is the price of
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||||
@@ -7198,7 +7199,7 @@ Moist winced at this. "And if I /don't/ do what you say?"
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||||
"Hmm? Oh, you misunderstand me, Mr. Lipwig. That is what will happen to
|
||||
you if you decline my offer. If you accept it, you will survive on your
|
||||
wits against powerful and dangerous enemies, with every day presenting
|
||||
fresh challanges. Someone may even try to kill you."
|
||||
fresh challenges. Someone may even try to kill you."
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||||
|
||||
"What? Why?"
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||||
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||||
@@ -7232,7 +7233,7 @@ It was from Spike!
|
||||
|
||||
He read:
|
||||
|
||||
SUCCESS. RETURNING DAY AFTER TOMMOROW.
|
||||
SUCCESS. RETURNING DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
|
||||
ALL WILL BE REVEALED. S.
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||||
|
||||
Moist put it down carefully.
|
||||
@@ -7622,7 +7623,7 @@ raised his voice. "Arrange yourselves into two teams and play football!"
|
||||
# p. 268 (passage starts mid-paragraph; Glenda is cleaning UU's Night Kitchen)
|
||||
%passage 10
|
||||
[...] If you wanted a job done properly, you had to do it yourself.
|
||||
Juliet's verison of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say
|
||||
Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say
|
||||
it was erratic, past all understanding and seldom seen.
|
||||
|
||||
[Unseen Academicals, by Terry Pratchett]
|
||||
@@ -8017,7 +8018,7 @@ being eaten by the pillows, and said to Sybil, "Do the Rust family have a
|
||||
place down here?"
|
||||
|
||||
Too late he reflected that this might be a bad move because she might well
|
||||
have told him all about it on one of those occasions when, so unusally for
|
||||
have told him all about it on one of those occasions when, so unusually for
|
||||
a married man, he was not paying much attention to what his wife was
|
||||
saying, and therefore he might be the cause of grumpiness in those
|
||||
precious, warm minutes before sleep. All he could see of her right now
|
||||
@@ -8204,7 +8205,7 @@ There was a young goblin waiting there, rather nervous, clasping what
|
||||
looked like two wheels held together by not very much. The wheels were
|
||||
spinning.
|
||||
|
||||
Durmknott cleared his throat. "Show his lordship your new invention,
|
||||
Drumknott cleared his throat. "Show his lordship your new invention,
|
||||
Mister Of the Wheel the Spoke."
|
||||
|
||||
(1) Frankly most palaces are just like this. Their backsides do not bear
|
||||
|
||||
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