epitaph punctuation

Clean up some of the epitaphs.  Mostly to always use two spaces when
separating sentences.

A lot of them have terminating punctuation, and a lot of them don't.
I mostly left those alone; should they be made consistent?
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@@ -11,10 +11,10 @@ We weren't sure who this was, but we buried him here anyway
Sparky -- he was a very good dog Sparky -- he was a very good dog
Beware of Electric Third Rail Beware of Electric Third Rail
Made in Taiwan Made in Taiwan
Og friend. Og good dude. Og died. Og now food Og friend. Og good dude. Og died. Og now food.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Look out below! Look out below!
Please don't dig me up. I'm perfectly happy down here. -- Resident Please don't dig me up. I'm perfectly happy down here. -- Resident
Postman, please note forwarding address: Gehennom, Asmodeus's Fortress, fifth lemure on the left Postman, please note forwarding address: Gehennom, Asmodeus's Fortress, fifth lemure on the left
Mary had a little lamb/Its fleece was white as snow/When Mary was in trouble/The lamb was first to go Mary had a little lamb/Its fleece was white as snow/When Mary was in trouble/The lamb was first to go
Be careful, or this could happen to you! Be careful, or this could happen to you!
@@ -24,11 +24,11 @@ Sum quod eris
Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go
Here lies Ezekiel, age 102. The good die young. Here lies Ezekiel, age 102. The good die young.
Here lies my wife: Here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I. Here lies my wife: Here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I.
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising. Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.
He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it
I made an ash of myself I made an ash of myself
Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten. Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten.
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
Go away! Go away!
Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife
Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished. Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error.
Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob
Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt. Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt.
Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg
Here lies Lies. It's True Here lies Lies. It's True.
Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade
Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him
He waited too long He waited too long
@@ -143,12 +143,12 @@ Auri sacra fames
Auribus teneo lupum Auribus teneo lupum
Be prepared Be prepared
Beauty survives Beauty survives
Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time. Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time.
Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me? Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me?
Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot. Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot.
Being dead builds character Being dead builds character
Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here. Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here.
Best friends come and go... Mine just die. Best friends come and go.... Mine just die.
Better be dead than a fat slave Better be dead than a fat slave
Better luck next time Better luck next time
Beware of Discordians bearing answers Beware of Discordians bearing answers
@@ -177,7 +177,7 @@ Coffin for sale. Lifetime guarantee.
Come Monday, I'll be all right. Come Monday, I'll be all right.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system Come and see the violence inherent in the system
Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off! Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins. Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins.
Complain to one who can help you Complain to one who can help you
Confess my sins to god? Which one? Confess my sins to god? Which one?
Confusion will be my epitaph Confusion will be my epitaph
@@ -195,7 +195,7 @@ Cut to fit
De'Ath De'Ath
Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time! Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time!
Dead and loving every moment! Dead and loving every moment!
Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her. Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her.
Don't tread on me! Don't tread on me!
Dragon? What dragon? Dragon? What dragon?
Drawn and quartered Drawn and quartered
@@ -215,11 +215,11 @@ Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live
Ex post fucto Ex post fucto
Excellent day to have a rotten day. Excellent day to have a rotten day.
Excuse me for not standing up. Excuse me for not standing up.
Experience isn't everything. First, You've got to survive Experience isn't everything. First, you've got to survive.
First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
For a Breath, I Tarry... For a Breath, I Tarry...
For recreational use only. For recreational use only.
For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes. For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes.
For some moments in life, there are no words. For some moments in life, there are no words.
Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell! Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell!
Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife. Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
@@ -234,16 +234,16 @@ Gone But Not Forgotten
Gone Underground For Good Gone Underground For Good
Gone away owin' more than he could pay. Gone away owin' more than he could pay.
Gone, but not forgiven Gone, but not forgiven
Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it. Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it.
Grave? But I was cremated! Grave? But I was cremated!
Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here. Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here.
HELP! It's dark in here... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry HELP! It's dark in here.... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry
Ha! I NEVER pay income tax! Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
Have you come to raise the dead? Have you come to raise the dead?
Having a good time can be deadly. Having a good time can be deadly.
Having a great time. Where am I exactly?? Having a great time. Where am I exactly??
He died of the flux. He died of the flux.
He died today... May we rest in peace! He died today.... May we rest in peace!
He got the upside, I got the downside. He got the upside, I got the downside.
He lost his face when he was beheaded. He lost his face when he was beheaded.
He missed me first. He missed me first.
@@ -251,7 +251,7 @@ He's not dead, he just smells that way.
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Help, I can't wake up! Help, I can't wake up!
Here lies Pinocchio Here lies Pinocchio
Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found. Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
Here there be dragons Here there be dragons
Hey, I didn't write this stuff! Hey, I didn't write this stuff!
Hodie mihi, cras tibi Hodie mihi, cras tibi
@@ -261,14 +261,14 @@ Humpty Dumpty, a Bad Egg. He was pushed off the wall.
I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough. I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough.
I TOLD you I was sick! I TOLD you I was sick!
I ain't broke but I am badly bent. I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged. I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged.
I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really! I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really!
I am here. Wish you were fine. I am here. Wish you were fine.
I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports. I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
I believe them bones are me. I believe them bones are me.
I broke his brain. I broke his brain.
I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it.
I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over! I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
I can't go to hell, they don't want me. I can't go to hell, they don't want me.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either. I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me' I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me'
@@ -277,7 +277,7 @@ I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too.
I hacked myself to death I hacked myself to death
I have all the time in the world I have all the time in the world
I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone! I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone!
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace. I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
I lied! I'll never be alright! I lied! I'll never be alright!
I like it better in the dark. I like it better in the dark.
I like to be here when I can. I like to be here when I can.
@@ -285,15 +285,15 @@ I may rise but I refuse to shine.
I never get any either. I never get any either.
I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me! I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!
I told you I would never say goodbye. I told you I would never say goodbye.
I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting. I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting.
I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead. I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.
I was killed by <illegible scrawl> I was killed by <illegible scrawl>
I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours. I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.
I will not go quietly. I will not go quietly.
I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it. I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it.
I'd rather be breathing I'd rather be breathing
I'll be back! I'll be back!
I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY! I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY!
I'm doing this only for tax purposes. I'm doing this only for tax purposes.
I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me? I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me?
I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here. I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here.
@@ -306,8 +306,8 @@ Ilene Toofar -- Fell off a cliff
Is that all? Is that all?
Is there life before Death? Is there life before Death?
Is this a joke, or a grave matter? Is this a joke, or a grave matter?
It happens sometimes. People just explode. It happens sometimes. People just explode.
It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
It wasn't a fair fight It wasn't a fair fight
It wasn't so easy. It wasn't so easy.
It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn... It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn...
@@ -333,8 +333,8 @@ OK, here is a question: Where ARE your tanlines?
Obesa Cantavit Obesa Cantavit
Oh! An untimely death. Oh! An untimely death.
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral? Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
Oh, honey..I missed you! She said, and fired again. "Oh, honey... I missed you!" she said, and fired again.
Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here. Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here.
One stone brain One stone brain
Ooh! Somebody STOP me! Ooh! Somebody STOP me!
Oops! Oops!
@@ -361,10 +361,10 @@ Sure, trust me, I'm a lawyer...
Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split. Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
That is all That is all
The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof! The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof!
The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide. The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide.
This dungeon is a pushover This dungeon is a pushover
This elevator doesn't go to Heaven This elevator doesn't go to Heaven
This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids
This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc. This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc.
This is not an important part of my life. This is not an important part of my life.
This one's on me. This one's on me.
@@ -383,7 +383,7 @@ What can you say, Death's got appeal...!
What health care? What health care?
What pit? What pit?
When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers. When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me! Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me!
Where's my refund? Where's my refund?
Will let you know for sure in a day or two... Will let you know for sure in a day or two...
Wizards are wimps Wizards are wimps
@@ -393,4 +393,4 @@ Would you quit being evil over my shoulder?
Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone. Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
Yes Dear, just a few more minutes... Yes Dear, just a few more minutes...
You said it wasn't poisonous! You said it wasn't poisonous!
You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn. You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn.