epitaph punctuation
Clean up some of the epitaphs. Mostly to always use two spaces when separating sentences. A lot of them have terminating punctuation, and a lot of them don't. I mostly left those alone; should they be made consistent?
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@@ -11,10 +11,10 @@ We weren't sure who this was, but we buried him here anyway
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Sparky -- he was a very good dog
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Sparky -- he was a very good dog
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Beware of Electric Third Rail
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Beware of Electric Third Rail
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Made in Taiwan
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Made in Taiwan
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Og friend. Og good dude. Og died. Og now food
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Og friend. Og good dude. Og died. Og now food.
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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Look out below!
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Look out below!
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Please don't dig me up. I'm perfectly happy down here. -- Resident
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Please don't dig me up. I'm perfectly happy down here. -- Resident
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Postman, please note forwarding address: Gehennom, Asmodeus's Fortress, fifth lemure on the left
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Postman, please note forwarding address: Gehennom, Asmodeus's Fortress, fifth lemure on the left
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Mary had a little lamb/Its fleece was white as snow/When Mary was in trouble/The lamb was first to go
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Mary had a little lamb/Its fleece was white as snow/When Mary was in trouble/The lamb was first to go
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Be careful, or this could happen to you!
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Be careful, or this could happen to you!
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@@ -24,11 +24,11 @@ Sum quod eris
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Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go
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Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go
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Here lies Ezekiel, age 102. The good die young.
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Here lies Ezekiel, age 102. The good die young.
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Here lies my wife: Here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I.
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Here lies my wife: Here let her lie! Now she's at rest and so am I.
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Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.
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Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me for not rising.
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He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it
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He always lied while on the earth and now he's lying in it
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I made an ash of myself
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I made an ash of myself
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Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten.
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Soon ripe. Soon rotten. Soon gone. But not forgotten.
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
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Go away!
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Go away!
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Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife
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Alas fair Death, 'twas missed in life - some peace and quiet from my wife
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Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
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Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.
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@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ Here lies a programmer. Killed by a fatal error.
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Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob
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Here lies Bob - decided to try an acid blob
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Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt.
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Here lies Dudley, killed by another %&#@#& newt.
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Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg
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Here lies Gregg, choked on an egg
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Here lies Lies. It's True
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Here lies Lies. It's True.
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Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade
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Here lies The Lady's maid, died of a Vorpal Blade
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Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him
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Here lies the left foot of Jack, killed by a land mine. Let us know if you find any more of him
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He waited too long
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He waited too long
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@@ -143,12 +143,12 @@ Auri sacra fames
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Auribus teneo lupum
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Auribus teneo lupum
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Be prepared
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Be prepared
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Beauty survives
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Beauty survives
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Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time.
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Been Here. Now Gone. Had a Good Time.
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Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me?
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Been through Hell, eh? What did you bring me?
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Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot.
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Beg your pardon, didn't recognize you, I've changed a lot.
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Being dead builds character
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Being dead builds character
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Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here.
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Beloved daughter, a treasure, buried here.
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Best friends come and go... Mine just die.
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Best friends come and go.... Mine just die.
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Better be dead than a fat slave
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Better be dead than a fat slave
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Better luck next time
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Better luck next time
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Beware of Discordians bearing answers
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Beware of Discordians bearing answers
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Come Monday, I'll be all right.
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Come Monday, I'll be all right.
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system
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Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
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Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
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Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins.
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Commodore Business Machines, Inc. Died for our sins.
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Complain to one who can help you
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Complain to one who can help you
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Confess my sins to god? Which one?
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Confess my sins to god? Which one?
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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Confusion will be my epitaph
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De'Ath
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De'Ath
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Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time!
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Dead Again? Pardon me for not getting it right the first time!
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Dead and loving every moment!
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Dead and loving every moment!
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Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her.
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Dear wife of mine. Died of a broken heart, after I took it out of her.
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Don't tread on me!
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Don't tread on me!
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Dragon? What dragon?
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Dragon? What dragon?
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Drawn and quartered
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Drawn and quartered
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Ex post fucto
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Ex post fucto
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Excellent day to have a rotten day.
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Excellent day to have a rotten day.
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Excuse me for not standing up.
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Excuse me for not standing up.
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Experience isn't everything. First, You've got to survive
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Experience isn't everything. First, you've got to survive.
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First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
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First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
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For a Breath, I Tarry...
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For a Breath, I Tarry...
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For recreational use only.
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For recreational use only.
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For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes.
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For sale: One soul, slightly used. Asking for 3 wishes.
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For some moments in life, there are no words.
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For some moments in life, there are no words.
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Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell!
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Forget Disney World, I'm going to Hell!
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Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
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Forget about the dog, Beware of my wife.
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Gone Underground For Good
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Gone Underground For Good
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Gone away owin' more than he could pay.
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Gone away owin' more than he could pay.
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Gone, but not forgiven
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Gone, but not forgiven
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Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it.
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Got a life. Didn't know what to do with it.
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Grave? But I was cremated!
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Grave? But I was cremated!
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Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here.
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Greetings from Hell - Wish you were here.
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HELP! It's dark in here... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry
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HELP! It's dark in here.... Oh, my eyes are closed - sorry
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Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
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Ha! I NEVER pay income tax!
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Have you come to raise the dead?
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Have you come to raise the dead?
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Having a good time can be deadly.
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Having a good time can be deadly.
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Having a great time. Where am I exactly??
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Having a great time. Where am I exactly??
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He died of the flux.
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He died of the flux.
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He died today... May we rest in peace!
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He died today.... May we rest in peace!
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He got the upside, I got the downside.
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He got the upside, I got the downside.
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He lost his face when he was beheaded.
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He lost his face when he was beheaded.
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He missed me first.
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He missed me first.
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Help, I can't wake up!
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Help, I can't wake up!
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Here lies Pinocchio
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Here lies Pinocchio
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Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
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Here lies the body of John Round. Lost at sea and never found.
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Here there be dragons
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Here there be dragons
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Hey, I didn't write this stuff!
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Hey, I didn't write this stuff!
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Hodie mihi, cras tibi
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Hodie mihi, cras tibi
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I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough.
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I KNEW this would happen if I lived long enough.
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I TOLD you I was sick!
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I TOLD you I was sick!
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I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
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I ain't broke but I am badly bent.
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I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged.
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I ain't old. I'm chronologically advantaged.
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I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really!
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I am NOT a vampire. I just like to bite..nibble, really!
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I am here. Wish you were fine.
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I am here. Wish you were fine.
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I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
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I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports.
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I believe them bones are me.
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I believe them bones are me.
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I broke his brain.
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I broke his brain.
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I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it.
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I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it.
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I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
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I can't go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over!
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I can't go to hell, they don't want me.
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I can't go to hell, they don't want me.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
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I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
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I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me'
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I didn't mean it when I said 'Bite me'
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I hacked myself to death
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I hacked myself to death
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I have all the time in the world
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I have all the time in the world
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I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone!
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I knew I'd find a use for this gravestone!
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I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
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I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
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I lied! I'll never be alright!
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I lied! I'll never be alright!
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I like it better in the dark.
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I like it better in the dark.
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I like to be here when I can.
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I like to be here when I can.
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I never get any either.
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I never get any either.
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I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!
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I said hit HIM with the fireball, not me!
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I told you I would never say goodbye.
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I told you I would never say goodbye.
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I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting.
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I used to be amusing. Now I'm just disgusting.
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I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.
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I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.
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I was killed by <illegible scrawl>
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I was killed by <illegible scrawl>
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I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.
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I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours.
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I will not go quietly.
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I will not go quietly.
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I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it.
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I'd give you a piece of my mind... but I can't find it.
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I'd rather be breathing
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I'd rather be breathing
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I'll be back!
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I'll be back!
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY!
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead. For now, let's PARTY!
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I'm doing this only for tax purposes.
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I'm doing this only for tax purposes.
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I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me?
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I'm not afraid of Death! What's he gonna do? Kill me?
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I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here.
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I'm not getting enough money, so I'm not going to engrave anything useful here.
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Is that all?
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Is that all?
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Is there life before Death?
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Is there life before Death?
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Is this a joke, or a grave matter?
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Is this a joke, or a grave matter?
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It happens sometimes. People just explode.
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It happens sometimes. People just explode.
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It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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It wasn't a fair fight
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It wasn't a fair fight
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It wasn't so easy.
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It wasn't so easy.
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It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn...
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It's Loot, Pillage and THEN Burn...
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Obesa Cantavit
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Obesa Cantavit
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Oh! An untimely death.
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Oh! An untimely death.
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Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
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Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?
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Oh, honey..I missed you! She said, and fired again.
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"Oh, honey... I missed you!" she said, and fired again.
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Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here.
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Ok, so the light does go off. Now let me out of here.
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One stone brain
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One stone brain
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Ooh! Somebody STOP me!
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Ooh! Somebody STOP me!
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Oops!
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Oops!
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Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
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Thank God I wore my corset, because I think my sides have split.
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That is all
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That is all
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The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof!
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The Gods DO have a sense of humor: I'm living proof!
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The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide.
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The frog's dead. He Kermitted suicide.
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This dungeon is a pushover
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This dungeon is a pushover
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This elevator doesn't go to Heaven
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This elevator doesn't go to Heaven
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This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids
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This gravestone is shareware. To register, please send me 10 zorkmids
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This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc.
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This gravestone provided by The Yendorian Grave Services Inc.
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This is not an important part of my life.
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This is not an important part of my life.
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This one's on me.
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This one's on me.
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What health care?
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What health care?
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What pit?
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What pit?
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When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
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When the gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
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Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me!
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Where e'er you be let your wind go free. Keeping it in was the death of me!
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Where's my refund?
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Where's my refund?
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Will let you know for sure in a day or two...
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Will let you know for sure in a day or two...
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Wizards are wimps
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Wizards are wimps
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Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
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Ya really had me going baby, but now I'm gone.
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Yes Dear, just a few more minutes...
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Yes Dear, just a few more minutes...
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You said it wasn't poisonous!
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You said it wasn't poisonous!
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You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn.
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You set my heart aflame. You gave me heartburn.
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