tribute: Raising Steam

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@@ -968,7 +968,7 @@ The city council countered it by offering twenty pence for every rat
tail. This did, for a week or two, reduce the number of rats--and then
people were suddenly queueing up with tails, the city treasury was being
drained, and no one seemed to be doing much work. And there /still/
seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetenari had listened carefully
seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetinari had listened carefully
while the problem was explained, and had solved the thing with one
memorable phrase which said a lot about him, about the folly of bounty
offers, and about the natural instinct of Ankh-Morporkians in any
@@ -1220,7 +1220,7 @@ followed by long periods of being dead."
# transcribed from some other edition based on quote marks used;
# a great number of very short paragraphs--it stretches a long way
# when using a blank line to separate one paragraph from another;
# one omitted bit is that after Granny suffles the deck of cards
# one omitted bit is that after Granny shuffles the deck of cards
# and deals two poker hands, Death swaps them, suggesting that
# he suspected her of cheating; initial transcription left off
# the most interesting bit, Death's wink at the end)
@@ -1484,7 +1484,7 @@ touching lips.
%e passage
%passage 2
It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn
them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the
them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the
wrong place and guess who's back? They returned more times than raw
broccoli.
@@ -1678,7 +1678,7 @@ There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Surprise.
# The actual text is probably only novella length.
#
%title The Last Hero (7)
# p. 41 (end of 1st paragraph)
# p. 41 (EOS edition)
%passage 1
Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search
for lost treasure or ancient wisdom, had forgotten to put at the top of
@@ -1686,7 +1686,7 @@ the list 'the man who arrived just before you'.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# p. 5 (1st page of text, 4th & 5th paragraphs)
# p. 5
# second paragraph is a bit "on the nose" but is too good to leave out
%passage 2
The reason for the story was a mix of many things. There was humanity's
@@ -1705,7 +1705,7 @@ or become really, really angry.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# p. 19 (bottom 20%)
# p. 19
%passage 3
'And they're /heroes/,' said Mr Betteridge of the Guild of Historians.
@@ -1723,7 +1723,7 @@ heroes. You had civilisation, such as it was, and you had heroes.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# p. 25 (2nd & 3rd fifths)
# p. 25
%passage 4
They were, all of them, old men. Their background conversation was
a litany of complaints about feet, stomachs and backs. They moved
@@ -1736,7 +1736,7 @@ the word 'fear'. It was something that happened to other people.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# p. 97 (middle)
# p. 97
%passage 5
Captain Carrot saluted. 'Force is always the last resort, sir,' he said.
@@ -1779,7 +1779,7 @@ lucky guessing was what being a wizard was all about.
[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# p. 146 (top)
# p. 146
%passage 7
Evil Harry looked down and shuffled his feet, his face a battle between
pride and relief.
@@ -2065,7 +2065,7 @@ that moment you had never known that you always wanted to do it...
#
#
#
%title Raising Steam (2)
%title Raising Steam (8)
%passage 1
Yesterday you never thought about it and after today you
don't know what you would do without it.
@@ -2080,13 +2080,103 @@ If you take enough precautions, you never need to take precautions.
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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# p. 57 (Anchor Books edition)
%passage 3
Rhys Rhysson, Low King of the dwarfs, was a dwarf of keen intelligence,
but he sometimes wondered why someone with that intelligence would go into
dwarfish politics, let alone be King of the Dwarfs. Lord Vetinari had it
so easy he must hardly know he was born! The King thought that humans
were, well, reasonably sensible, whereas there was an old dwarf proverb
which, translated, said, "Any three dwarfs having a sensible conversation
will always end up having four points of view."
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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# p. 64
%passage 4
Curious, the Patrician thought, as Drumknott hurried away to dispatch a
clacks to the editor of the /Times/, that people in Ankh-Morpork professed
not to like change while at the same time fixating on every new
entertainment and diversion that came their way. There was nothing the
mob liked better than novelty. Lord Vetinari sighed again. Did they
actually think? These days /everybody/ used the clacks, even little old
ladies who used it to send him clacks messages complaining about all
these newfangled ideas, totally missing the irony. And in this doleful
mood he ventured to wonder if they ever thought back to when things were
just old-fangled or not fangled at all as against the modern day when
fangled had reached its apogee. Fangling was indeed, he thought, here
to stay. Then he wondered: had anyone ever thought of themselves as a
fangler?
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
%e passage
# p. 175 (third paragraph has a final sentence, but it's about 'grags'
# which wouldn't make any sense here where's no context about them)
%passage 5
"Mister Lipwig, you know what they say about dwarfs?"
Moist looked blank. "Very small people?"
"'Two dwarfs is an argument, three dwarfs is a war,' Mister Lipwig. It's
squabble, squabble, squabble. It's built into their culture. [...]"
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
%e passage
# p. 233 (second paragraph of a footnote)
%passage 6
There clearly has been magic at work in the Netherglades and its future as
the pharmacopoeia of the world is being tested by Professor Rincewind of
Unseen University. A dispatch from him reveals that the juice pressed from
a certain little yellow flower induces certainty in the patient for up to
fifteen minutes. About what they are certain they cannot specify, but the
patient is, in that short time, completely certain about /everything/. And
further research has found that a floating water hyacinth yields in its
juices total /un/certainty about anything for half a hour. Philosophers
are excited about the uses for these potions, and the search continues for
a plant that combines the qualities of both, thereby being of great use to
theologians.
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
%e passage
# p. 288
%passage 7
The town of Big Cabbage, theoretically the last place any sensible person
would want to visit, was nevertheless popular throughout the summer because
of the attractions of Brassica World and the Cabbage Research Institute,
whose students were the first to get a cabbage to a height of five hundred
yards propelled entirely by its own juices. Nobody asked why they felt it
was necessary to do this, but that was science for you, and, of course,
students.
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
%e passage
# pp. 363-364 ("Of the Wheel the Spoke" is the goblin's formal name; perhaps
# a new name chosen or given after inventing the bicycle?)
%passage 8
A few weeks later, Drumknott persuaded Lord Vetinari to accompany him to
the area behind the palace where a jungle of drain pipes emptied and
several mismatched sheds, washhouses, and lean-tos housed some of the
necessary functions without which a modern palace could not operate.(1)
There was a young goblin waiting there, rather nervous, clasping what
looked like two wheels held together by not very much. The wheels were
spinning.
Durmknott cleared his throat. "Show his lordship your new invention,
Mister Of the Wheel the Spoke."
(1) Frankly most palaces are just like this. Their backsides do not bear
looking at.
[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e section
#-----------------------------------------------------
# Used for interaction with Death.
#
%section Death
%title Death Quotes (4)
%title Death Quotes (6)
%passage 1
WHERE THE FIRST PRIMAL CELL WAS, THERE WAS I ALSO. WHERE MAN IS, THERE AM I. WHEN THE LAST LIFE CRAWLS UNDER FREEZING STARS, THERE WILL I BE.
%e passage
@@ -2101,7 +2191,14 @@ THINK OF IT MORE AS BEING ... DIMESIONALLY DISADVANTAGED.
%passage 4
I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.
%e passage
# Not a direct quote, but a reference to Thief of Time and the fact that the player is War
%passage 5
# Not a direct quote, but a reference to Thief of Time and the fact that
# the player is War
HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO RONNIE LATELY?
%e passage
# Raising Steam, p. 180 (Anchor Books edition)
%passage 6
PLEASE DO NOT PANIC. YOU ARE MERELY DEAD.
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