tribute: Raising Steam
Plus a couple miscellaneous typo fixes.
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@@ -968,7 +968,7 @@ The city council countered it by offering twenty pence for every rat
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tail. This did, for a week or two, reduce the number of rats--and then
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people were suddenly queueing up with tails, the city treasury was being
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drained, and no one seemed to be doing much work. And there /still/
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seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetenari had listened carefully
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seemed to be a lot of rats around. Lord Vetinari had listened carefully
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while the problem was explained, and had solved the thing with one
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memorable phrase which said a lot about him, about the folly of bounty
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offers, and about the natural instinct of Ankh-Morporkians in any
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@@ -1220,7 +1220,7 @@ followed by long periods of being dead."
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# transcribed from some other edition based on quote marks used;
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# a great number of very short paragraphs--it stretches a long way
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# when using a blank line to separate one paragraph from another;
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# one omitted bit is that after Granny suffles the deck of cards
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# one omitted bit is that after Granny shuffles the deck of cards
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# and deals two poker hands, Death swaps them, suggesting that
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# he suspected her of cheating; initial transcription left off
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# the most interesting bit, Death's wink at the end)
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@@ -1484,7 +1484,7 @@ touching lips.
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%e passage
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%passage 2
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It was hard enough to kill a vampire. You could stake them down and turn
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them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the
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them into dust and ten years later someone drops a drop of blood in the
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wrong place and guess who's back? They returned more times than raw
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broccoli.
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@@ -1678,7 +1678,7 @@ There's a fifth element, and generally it's called Surprise.
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# The actual text is probably only novella length.
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#
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%title The Last Hero (7)
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# p. 41 (end of 1st paragraph)
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# p. 41 (EOS edition)
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%passage 1
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Too many people, when listing all the perils to be found in the search
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for lost treasure or ancient wisdom, had forgotten to put at the top of
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@@ -1686,7 +1686,7 @@ the list 'the man who arrived just before you'.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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%e passage
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# p. 5 (1st page of text, 4th & 5th paragraphs)
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# p. 5
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# second paragraph is a bit "on the nose" but is too good to leave out
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%passage 2
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The reason for the story was a mix of many things. There was humanity's
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@@ -1705,7 +1705,7 @@ or become really, really angry.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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# p. 19 (bottom 20%)
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# p. 19
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%passage 3
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'And they're /heroes/,' said Mr Betteridge of the Guild of Historians.
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@@ -1723,7 +1723,7 @@ heroes. You had civilisation, such as it was, and you had heroes.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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%e passage
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# p. 25 (2nd & 3rd fifths)
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# p. 25
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%passage 4
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They were, all of them, old men. Their background conversation was
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a litany of complaints about feet, stomachs and backs. They moved
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@@ -1736,7 +1736,7 @@ the word 'fear'. It was something that happened to other people.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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%e passage
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# p. 97 (middle)
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# p. 97
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%passage 5
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Captain Carrot saluted. 'Force is always the last resort, sir,' he said.
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@@ -1779,7 +1779,7 @@ lucky guessing was what being a wizard was all about.
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[The Last Hero, written by Terry Pratchett, illustrated by Paul Kidby]
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%e passage
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# p. 146 (top)
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# p. 146
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%passage 7
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Evil Harry looked down and shuffled his feet, his face a battle between
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pride and relief.
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@@ -2065,7 +2065,7 @@ that moment you had never known that you always wanted to do it...
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#
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#
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#
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%title Raising Steam (2)
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%title Raising Steam (8)
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%passage 1
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Yesterday you never thought about it and after today you
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don't know what you would do without it.
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@@ -2080,13 +2080,103 @@ If you take enough precautions, you never need to take precautions.
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 57 (Anchor Books edition)
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%passage 3
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Rhys Rhysson, Low King of the dwarfs, was a dwarf of keen intelligence,
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but he sometimes wondered why someone with that intelligence would go into
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dwarfish politics, let alone be King of the Dwarfs. Lord Vetinari had it
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so easy he must hardly know he was born! The King thought that humans
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were, well, reasonably sensible, whereas there was an old dwarf proverb
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which, translated, said, "Any three dwarfs having a sensible conversation
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will always end up having four points of view."
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 64
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%passage 4
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Curious, the Patrician thought, as Drumknott hurried away to dispatch a
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clacks to the editor of the /Times/, that people in Ankh-Morpork professed
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not to like change while at the same time fixating on every new
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entertainment and diversion that came their way. There was nothing the
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mob liked better than novelty. Lord Vetinari sighed again. Did they
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actually think? These days /everybody/ used the clacks, even little old
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ladies who used it to send him clacks messages complaining about all
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these newfangled ideas, totally missing the irony. And in this doleful
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mood he ventured to wonder if they ever thought back to when things were
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just old-fangled or not fangled at all as against the modern day when
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fangled had reached its apogee. Fangling was indeed, he thought, here
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to stay. Then he wondered: had anyone ever thought of themselves as a
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fangler?
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 175 (third paragraph has a final sentence, but it's about 'grags'
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# which wouldn't make any sense here where's no context about them)
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%passage 5
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"Mister Lipwig, you know what they say about dwarfs?"
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Moist looked blank. "Very small people?"
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"'Two dwarfs is an argument, three dwarfs is a war,' Mister Lipwig. It's
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squabble, squabble, squabble. It's built into their culture. [...]"
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 233 (second paragraph of a footnote)
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%passage 6
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There clearly has been magic at work in the Netherglades and its future as
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the pharmacopoeia of the world is being tested by Professor Rincewind of
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Unseen University. A dispatch from him reveals that the juice pressed from
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a certain little yellow flower induces certainty in the patient for up to
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fifteen minutes. About what they are certain they cannot specify, but the
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patient is, in that short time, completely certain about /everything/. And
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further research has found that a floating water hyacinth yields in its
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juices total /un/certainty about anything for half a hour. Philosophers
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are excited about the uses for these potions, and the search continues for
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a plant that combines the qualities of both, thereby being of great use to
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theologians.
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# p. 288
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%passage 7
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The town of Big Cabbage, theoretically the last place any sensible person
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would want to visit, was nevertheless popular throughout the summer because
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of the attractions of Brassica World and the Cabbage Research Institute,
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whose students were the first to get a cabbage to a height of five hundred
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yards propelled entirely by its own juices. Nobody asked why they felt it
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was necessary to do this, but that was science for you, and, of course,
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students.
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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%e passage
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# pp. 363-364 ("Of the Wheel the Spoke" is the goblin's formal name; perhaps
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# a new name chosen or given after inventing the bicycle?)
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%passage 8
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A few weeks later, Drumknott persuaded Lord Vetinari to accompany him to
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the area behind the palace where a jungle of drain pipes emptied and
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several mismatched sheds, washhouses, and lean-tos housed some of the
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necessary functions without which a modern palace could not operate.(1)
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There was a young goblin waiting there, rather nervous, clasping what
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looked like two wheels held together by not very much. The wheels were
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spinning.
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Durmknott cleared his throat. "Show his lordship your new invention,
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Mister Of the Wheel the Spoke."
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(1) Frankly most palaces are just like this. Their backsides do not bear
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looking at.
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[Raising Steam, by Terry Pratchett]
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#-----------------------------------------------------
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# Used for interaction with Death.
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#
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%section Death
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%title Death Quotes (4)
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%title Death Quotes (6)
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%passage 1
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WHERE THE FIRST PRIMAL CELL WAS, THERE WAS I ALSO. WHERE MAN IS, THERE AM I. WHEN THE LAST LIFE CRAWLS UNDER FREEZING STARS, THERE WILL I BE.
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@@ -2101,7 +2191,14 @@ THINK OF IT MORE AS BEING ... DIMESIONALLY DISADVANTAGED.
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%passage 4
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I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE.
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# Not a direct quote, but a reference to Thief of Time and the fact that the player is War
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%passage 5
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# Not a direct quote, but a reference to Thief of Time and the fact that
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# the player is War
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HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO RONNIE LATELY?
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# Raising Steam, p. 180 (Anchor Books edition)
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%passage 6
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PLEASE DO NOT PANIC. YOU ARE MERELY DEAD.
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